Local Call!

A politician, a thief & a Programmer died & went straight to hell.
Politician said “I miss my country. I want to call my country and see
how everybody is doing there.” She called and spoke for about 5 minutes,
then she asked “Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call?
The devil says “Five million dollars”.
The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.

The thief was so jealous! he starts screaming, “My turn! I wanna call mygroup
members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too”
He called and spoke for about 2 minutes, then he asked “Well, devil
how much do I need to pay for the call?
The devil says “Ten million dollars”.
With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.

The programmer was even more jealous & started to scream, “I want to call my IT friends too”,
He called his IT people and he spoke for twenty hours about various
technologies and Project Managers, he spoke & spoke & spoke, then he
asked “Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call?
The devil says “Twenty dollars”.
The programmer is stunned & said “Twenty dollars??? Only ??”
Devil says
“Calling hell to hell is local call !”

Thank You!

I see you 8 to 5

You sit in front of me

You steal my frequent looks

You reflect with a shine.

I am so in need of you

I need you all the time

Thanks my little pal

Stay parallel to me,

forever and a day.

-Dedicated to the pinkmirror, on my table for reflecting me, for the past 2 years.